"I Voted," Now Leave Me The Hell Alone.

Today is an epic day. Everyone has a responsibility. Your responsibility is to look deeply at both candidates' characters and actions and through a meticulous fact-checking research study, vote for who you think would best lead our country. My responsibility is to do the same and get off my fat ass and vote, and your responsibility is to now leave me the fuck alone.

Yeah, I said it and I'll say it again. Leave me the fuck alone. I don't care who you are; your candidate sucks, so leave me alone. I don't care who you voted for or why you think so-and-so is better than so-and-so. I'll bet 90% of people who voted today don't understand the real issues and couldn't describe either candidate's economic/healthcare/tax/any other plan if you offered them the position as head judge in the Oral Sex Olympics.

Elections prove one thing and one thing only: people, in general, suck. It's the same goddamned popularity contest from the high school student body elections all over again. Who made us laugh the most, who looks better on stage, who totally hooked up with Holly Skenbacher under the bleachers and is now the most totally cool kid in school 'cause his parents got a divorce and bought him a car!

I'm so tired of all of it. Vote for...... Vote for....... Why aren't you voting for....... Please vote for........ You know, if you really cared about this country, you'd vote for....... I'm donating my facebook status to vote for........

Holy crap, could we be any more pathetic. I totally understand that this is an important election and I am grateful that so many people who, in the past, have shunned the election process are getting out and voting, but that's no excuse for acting like a cocksneeze. Simple as that.

So today, when you cast your ballot and get your free coffee and free ice cream, remember that the rest of us have to live with you, and go home to staplegun your mouth closed. Uncle Sam Wants You........To Shut The Hell Up.